Abraham Maslow said....

If your only tool is baloney, every problem is Wonder Bread.

If your only tool is bigotry, every problem is the Boogie Man.

If your only tool is 'the news,' every problem is a sound bite.

If your only tool is the written word, every problem is illiteracy.

If your only tool is prayer, every problem is somebody else's problem.

If your only tool is ignorance, every problem is education.

If your only tool is the law, every problem is a crime.

If your only tool is mouth wash, every problem is gingivitis.

If your only tool is philosophy, every problem is an abstraction.

If your only tool is a car, every problem is a road.

If your only tool is music, every problem is a song.

If your only tool is tax, every problem is a budget.

If your only tool is conservative talk radio, every problem is a conspiracy.

If your only tool is war, every problem is the enemy.

If your only tool is a lightsaber, every problem is the fan base.

If your only tool is capitalism, every problem is a union.

If your only tool is communism, every problem is an employer.

If your only tool is a canvas, every problem is scenery.

If your only tool is coffee, every problem is drowsiness.

If your only tool is medication, every problem is a disease.

If your only tool is a hammer, every problem is a nail.

If your only tool is escargot, every problem is a snail.